THE WORLD'S MOST UNNECESSARY COMPETITION

THE WORLD CROWNS
ITS WORST UNDERWEAR.

Photograph a worn-out item. The public scores it out of 20. On Sunday at 8 PM, the verdict lands.

Free to judge. Your first entry each week is on us.

ENTRY
NO. 0412
A badly worn pair of black underwear photographed on its own
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Rate the wreckage

One mixed judging queue alternates underwear and socks. Verified votes count toward the official leaderboard.

No last names. No public profiles.
02

Submit your disaster

One free entry per week, in the event of your choice. Photograph it on its own: no people, no body parts, no feet in the frame. Instant automatic screening.

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The world decides

Two leaderboards, one verdict, Sunday at 8 PM. Weekly contests award badges only. Prizes are reserved for the monthly grand contest.

STRAIGHT FROM THE JURY

MAIN EVENT · UNDERWEAR

3/20It looks fresh from the store.
9/20That waistband is immaculate.
15/20A masterpiece. Don't wash it — frame it.
19/20This isn't neglect. It's heritage.
A 20 means there's barely any underwear left to judge.

OPEN EVENT · SOCKS

3/20It's brand new. Get out.
9/20The big toe is saying hello.
15/20You can see the floor through it. Respect.
19/20That's not a sock anymore. That's a bracelet.
A 20 means there's nothing left but the cuff.

YOU'LL GET IT IN FOUR SECONDS

ONE SWIPE.
ONE SCORE.

Move the control for a higher or lower score. Your test rating is not recorded.

UNDERWEARDemo entry
9/20

That waistband is immaculate.

PROVISIONAL LEADERBOARDS

THIS WEEK'S LEADERS

MAIN EVENT · UNDERWEAR

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OPEN EVENT · SOCKS

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Your pair versus theirs for the entire session. Start as many head-to-head battles as you can handle.

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A boost moves your entry up the mixed judging queue. It never changes a score, and only 5% of weekly entries can use one.

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